heartcramp: Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun. But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be...
flutterlings: the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
hoodrach: wartortles: im thirsty i could sure go for a nice glass of sex right about now
twerking-amporas: ghilles: snarg: when skinny people call themselves fat and you’re heavier then them Those chunky potato fry things are delicious. they are called smiley fries you uncultured shit
manicpixiedeathbitch: Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the stone Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the chamber Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the dementors Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the triwizard tournament Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the returning Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the creepy...
randomobsession: littlewhitesnowowl: sassygaydraco: if i know what line a character is going to say in a movie then i will say it with them and no one can stop me i will say it 30 seconds before them
joichang: riddlemetom: unfollower: I like how sweden just decided one day that gender is fucking bullshit so they got a gender neutral pronoun and stopped separating boy clothes and girl clothes and have pictures of spiderman pushing a baby stroller in a toy magazine why isn’t every country like sweden you push that stroller sassy spiderman! you fight those bad guys girlfriend! you...
captainmoi: George R.R. Martin can’t tweet because he’s killed off all 140 characters
yesimbeyonce: If you can’t handle me at my Lindsay Lohan then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my Beyoncé
geminiseyes: daddy-wolfie: jimmyjamjimjohn: rubywhiterabbit: One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again. Christ! Now I’m sad!!!
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bigmamag: drtoilette: chaniatreides: starfleetgrad: The Trek fandom is basically the original series crew running around the ship drunk like in “The Naked Time.” I think you’re right.
peevesies: peevesies: i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life whY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME
starkstower: all original chip skylark fans assemble dem fake hoes can go to skip sparkypants chip5ever
vanillish: “pitbull feat christina aguilera”
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justalittleobsessedwithstars: kimberlyjohnstonextraordinary: I will seriously marry you if you do this. oh plz do
humancentipeed: In the Sims, you don’t say, “I love you.” You say, “Habadu bashubi,” which roughly translates to, “I cannot move because there is furniture in the way.” I think that’s absolutely beautiful.
beyoncebeytwice: is everything expensive or am i just poor
kankrivantas: Everyone Is At A Convention This Weekend Except For Me: An Autobiography
Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter