then the little mermaid raised her lovely white arms, stood on the tips of her...– Hans Christian Andersen, The Little Mermaid (via withoutyourkiss)
"You're heartless if you don't reblog this"
When i have a date i realize i own nothing remotely cute or attractive and that the only things i wear that are belong to raven.
That moment when you open the fridge and there's...
Same general rules apply at sea as on land, although while chatting with a...– Lord Whimsy’s Gentlemanly Advice in Dealing with Mermaids (via allmermaids)
timeisgalle0ns said: stop giffing me you bastard
I hate it when skinny people say they are fat and...
snottypotty: hurricane—drunk: REBLOGGING FOR THAT GIF
When someone says "Can I have some of your food?"
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Swimming in the pool..
screamer-: Expectations: Reality:
The feeling you get when you're having a bad day...
Maury makes everything better. Even if i TRIED my life wouldnt be that fucked up.