September 2011
If you use the word "smexy"
Youre not old enough to know what a penis is.
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When Your Mom Puts On Her Oldies And You Know...
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And she looks at you sing like:
You’re just into it:
And she joins in and y’all are like:
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OH KATY YOU MAKE THIS TOO EASY FOR ME
cantbelieveididthis:
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expctopatronum:
Remember that time when I always hated Katy Perry
…nothing has changed
Wanda!! Does this make Russell Brand Cosmo?
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All i want
Is a jar of nutella and a box of hypo-allergenic kittens.
The awkward moment when you find an old...
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Reblog if you have a beautiful penis.
When your parents start looking through your...
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My Reaction when I think Someone Called My Name
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That moment when you raise your hand in class to...
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“Good thing she didn’t call me”
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Just for tonight,
I’m going to cry my eyes out. Let all of my problems rise to the surface and scream into my pillow.
My mom, the woman who made me feel like a worthless piece of shit and covered up someone abusing me, is now telling my church and friends that i “ran away” so she can find me amd drag me back because she wants money.
My father, the man who used to get drun and beat me, then...
That awkward moment when Bruno Mars can’t catch a...
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When someone you care about is upset...
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hot-and-spicy:
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August 2011
Just wondering,
Is mine the only blog who’s dash is covered in mainly cupcakes and tits?
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When you tell a girl a joke...
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fuckyeahndasian:
she reacts like this.
when her crush/boyfriend/other guy tells her the same joke.
then you are just like
Moral of the Story? She doesn’t want your penis anywhere near her.
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i love the feeling of making someone's day.
Even if its something small. I would want the same actions from someone else. I’m making an effort to be nice. To not let the way I was raised interfere with the way I will lead my life.
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tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
Anonymous asked: penis.
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when you have guests over
daily-gifs-blog:
YOUR MOM’S LIKE
BUT WHEN YOUR GUESTS LEAVE, SHE’S LIKE
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