March 2012
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
February 2012
I need to get laid.
"SO TULIO, TAKE US IN A LIFE OF A DAY OF A 'GOD'"
lord-tulio:
Well the first thing I do is.
[Ooc: Original idea from : here. The Road To EL Dorado: Half a day of a ‘god’
sorry it’s so short, I’ll make a second version later on.]
so many ''challenges'' nowadays
dyedh41r:
first cinnamon challenge
now banana challenge
um can you all go do the bleach challenge and
shut up
My Sleeping Schedule: →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
DAY:
NIGHT:
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Expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized.
Reality: Passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is, or what the last meal you ate was.
mols:
I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them no one else gets to see. Like if you followed them around invisibly for a day and saw them crying in their bed at night or singing in the shower or humming quietly to themselves as they make a sandwich or even just walking along the street. And even if they were really weird and had no friends at school, I think, after...
givemesomefuckingwaffles:
my brother was telling me im a bad person because i think 1000 ways to die is funny
if you die because you shoved 9 thermometers up your butt, you deserve to be laughed at.
Hero.
Shit Bloggers Say →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
“Go wash the dishes!”
“Go take out the garbage!”
“Go fold the clothes!”
“Go make me coffee!”
“Go do the laundry!”
“Go hang the clothes!”
“Go bring me my purse so I can give you money!”
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