overdressed-and-unprepared asked: hi ;w;
thekoopakid asked: Hi
tmi tuesday i guess
ireneandowls: gunusuals: tmi same
ireneandowls asked: Heyyyyy
stafykune: Put a “Hi” in my ask & I’ll answer: 1. First impression: 2. Truth is: 3. How old do you look: 4. Have you ever made me laugh: 5. Have you ever made me mad: 6. Best feature: 7. Have I ever had a crush on you: 8. You’re my: 9. Name in my phone: 10. Should you post this too? :V
So my sophomore year of high school, I bought myself a stuffed animal of Stitch from Lilo and Stitch. I slept with that thing every night. A year ago, in my previous relationship, I gave it to the boy I was with. After we broke up, I didn’t have the heart to ask for it back, considering I hurt him fairly badly(unintentional, I assure you) I mentioned this to my current boyfriend,...
mrs-anthrope: what if we all keep our blogs till we’re like 40 and we reblog cooking recipes and parenting advice and sly dig each other about weight gain and bald spots Is this what people do when they are ‘like 40’? /eye rolls so hard it hurts :/
sexybritishllama: no cough syrup you are not ‘grape flavoured’ have you ever tasted a grape you taste like death and the tears of small children not fucking grape
The person I reblogged this from deserves to be...
gatiss: lastofthetimeladies: breakfastatbequiettiffany: bawbag: In primary school when you and your friend would pretend to sharpen your pencils to have a chat at the bin This is the most UK-centric sentence I’ve ever seen written In primary school when you and your mate would pretend to sharpen your woody pointy writer-downers to have a jolly good chin wag at the bin
plot twist: your askbox is full
Me half the time: I just want to cuddle up with you and watch cute movies and look into your eyes and tell you I love you and kiss you lots and then fall asleep in your arms.
Me half of the time: I just want to rip off your clothes and get pushed against the wall with my arms pinned up and make out and push you onto your bed and we can fuck the shit out of each other, ok.
hollygolight1y: silvermoon424: THIS IS FYUGIHKJHVGCUIHKBJM I can’t even cannot. I love how all the other goats (I think that’s what they are…?) are just looking around like “I cannot believe this bitch.” AND THE GOAT KEEPS KNOCKING OVER THAT ONE BLACK ONE. It’s like somebody injected speed into that animal. I love animals. I will love them until the day I die. I WANT THEM
That awkward moment when you make a perfect...