the-absolute-funniest-posts:

admit it, Sherlock has the best badass exits.

(Source: mishasteaparty, via joseupsidedown)

thesockmonkeyrenegade:

gracethelostgirl:

lovewithyous:

carolineflack:

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY

(via quantummorality)

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misshorrorshow-of-midgard:

christhegeek:

weepingpegasus:

vaginapowersactivate:

Suddenly, best post.

I’ve never agreed more completely with a Tumblr post ever.

(Source: countrygirlsandbarnthings, via geese60)

pilgrimkitty:

unbucaneve:

jenesaispourquoi:

professorsparklepants:

Why does everyone say “house-wife” or “house-husband” when “House-spouse” is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES?

the prof asks the important questions.

Wait, spouse rhymes with house? I always pronounced it ‘spooze’ in my head /o\ WHY IS YOUR LANGUAGE SO WEIRD!!!

Because English beats up other languages in dark alleys, then rifles through their pockets for loose grammar and spare vocabulary.

(via blthulhu)

galaxyofthewolves:

jimbertimber:

coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag

I WISH  I COULD COME OUT AGAIN JUST SO I CAN SAY THIS. OMFG.

(via briaomglovepony)

velvetsands:

life.jpg

(via shirotoravii)

Cuddle buddy application

sexmepink:

forever-a-bunn:

Name:
Age:
Gender:
Big/little spoon:
Favorite movie:
Favorite band:
Is it okay if I fall asleep:
Are kisses allowed:
Are pants required:
When are you available for cuddles:
My place or yours:
Will you play with my hair:

DO IT!!!!! 

(via shirotoravii)

the-drug-child:

i love this more then i really should

(Source: noirluis, via nicoleblogsthings)

unicornmunch:

here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:

• hug
• go on walks while holding hands
• smile
• kiss
• cuddle
• have cute little dates
• have movie nights
• take adorable pictures
• go new places
• try new things
• fall in love
• brutally fuck you
• look at the stars
• do everything i was ever scared to do alone.

(via nicoleblogsthings)